JUST AMONG US
This is a true little drama.
Well, maybe the drama isn't true,
but the characters are real,
so their names have been changed to
protect the innocent.
The following is an intelligent "computer"
conversation between DUH and a BLONDE.
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DUH: But, I don't know why the
chicken crossed the road...
BLONDE: Well, DUH, was it a rooster or a hen?
DUH: I didn't check - do it matter?
BLONDE: It sure do matter!
If it was a hen, she had a very important "mission".
A female always has a plan. She never wanders around
aimlessly without a motive. It was probably to help
some other poor hens gain their identity and realize
their self-worth.
Rest assured, no matter what her purpose,
it was to change the world into
a much better place!
Now, if it was a rooster,
it's hard telling why he crossed the road.
In fact, he probably doesn't even know why!
Unless it had
something to do with some
pretty little tail feathers he was chasing.
With this on his mind,
he probably failed to look both ways and
got run over by
a big red truck!
So, if the chicken crossed the road, successfully,
then it was a hen.
And that's why chickens cross the road. Yep, that's it!
DUH: Well, I'll be!!
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And all this time,
we thought chickens crossed the road
to get to the other side!!
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Drama Characters
DUH and a BLONDE
Stage Hands
More Characters!
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Computer Conversation Used With Permission
©2001
Thanks, guys!
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"Chicken Dance"
Don Carroll, Sequencer
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An absolute surprise! Thanks, LynnLynn!
And thanks to all the "Characters", too!
"betty's bloomers"
©2000-2004
03-08-01
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