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OXYMORONS
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"äk-si-'mOr-äns"
A Contradictory Combination of Words
~From the List "35 Oxymorons"~
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A
state worker
being a
resident alien
,
trying to
act naturally
with
passive aggression
in
tight pants
,
met a
pretty ugly
compassionate conservative
woman.
She was wearing
plastic glasses
,
a member of the
peace force
,
with
religious tolerance
and
military intelligence
.
They were on a
working vacation
and obtained an
Amtrak schedule
.
Tho it wasn't
business ethics;
they wanted to be
alone together
.
Good Grief
!
All of a sudden, they were in a
small crowd
,
listening to
rap music
and
soft rock
.
It was such
sweet sorrow
later, when they were
found missing,
after eating
genuine imitation,
airline food
.
With the aid of
political science
and an
exact estimate
,
a
government organization
was
terribly pleased
to find them,
legally drunk,
in a
sanitary landfill,
and living an
extinct life,
without
computer security.
Now then,
it is
clearly misunderstood,
yet a
definite maybe,
that
Microsoft Works!
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04-15-02
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