~~OXYMORONS~~


"äk-si-'mOr-äns"
A Contradictory Combination of Words


~From the List "35 Oxymorons"~



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A
state worker
being a
resident alien,
trying to
act naturally
with
passive aggression
in
tight pants,
met a
pretty ugly
compassionate conservative
woman.

She was wearing
plastic glasses,
a member of the
peace force,
with
religious tolerance
and
military intelligence.

They were on a
working vacation
and obtained an
Amtrak schedule.
Tho it wasn't
business ethics;
they wanted to be
alone together.

Good Grief!
All of a sudden, they were in a
small crowd,
listening to
rap music
and
soft rock.

It was such
sweet sorrow
later, when they were
found missing,
after eating
genuine imitation,
airline food.

With the aid of
political science
and an
exact estimate,
a
government organization
was
terribly pleased
to find them,
legally drunk,
in a
sanitary landfill,
and living an
extinct life,
without
computer security.




Now then,
it is
clearly misunderstood,
yet a
definite maybe,
that
Microsoft Works!

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©2000
04-15-02




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