~~IT'S A DOG'S LIFE!~~






My master thinks I'm cute!





I get bathed, fluffed, and pampered,
without lifting a paw!







I can scratch whatever itches
in public!






I can grow hair in all the wrong places,
and nobody cares!






~I can eat anything,
~even if it stinks!








I can get hours of enjoyment
with a rawhide bone!





I can beg for food
and be rewarded!





I can sleep all day and
not feel the least bit guilty!~






I can chase toys,
cats, cars, girls....





What a Life!



Come on outa there~~

we're not tradin' places!!










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