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IT'S A DOG'S LIFE!
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My master thinks I'm cute!
I get bathed, fluffed, and pampered,
without lifting a paw!
I can scratch whatever itches
in public!
I can grow hair in all the wrong places,
and nobody cares!
~I can eat anything,
~even if it stinks!
I can get hours of enjoyment
with a rawhide bone!
I can beg for food
and be rewarded!
I can sleep all day and
not feel the least bit guilty!~
I can chase toys,
cats, cars, girls....
What a Life!
Come on outa there~~
we're not tradin' places!!
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