It was Monday morning at the office.
The "eldest" of the ladies announced that she had
received a proposal of marriage over the week end.
Immediately, everyone wanted to meet him
and suggested inviting him to lunch.
Jokingly, they suggested that he bring his
"life's history" and a "financial report".
He showed up for lunch with the following report:
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My life's history is a mystery to me!!
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Financial report for previous three years.
1992 - Broke
1993 - Broke
1994 - Broke
1995 - The price of aluminum cans has gone up,
looking forward to a banner year!
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Later, the groom-to-be advised the bride-to-be
that his brother wanted to meet her,
so a meeting was arranged.
The brother explained that, being the oldest,
it was his duty to see to it that this marriage
would be in the best interest of his little brother.
And for that reason, he had to ask,
"Just what are your intentions?
Are you sure you can support my little brother
in the manner to which he has become accustomed?"
It was then the bride-to-be
realized she was about to join
a fun-loving family.
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LIVE, LOVE, AND LAUGH MUCH.
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